So, they say that kids say the darndest things...but this child may just do me in!
Today, I was hanging out with the kids and just had to laugh at some of the things they were saying. This is how it all played out...
Me - Man! You kids are so cute, and you are sooooo funny!
Ethan (w/o missing a beat) - No we not!
Me - Huh? You're not funny and cute?
Ethan (very matter-of-factly) - Nope! We say bum all da time.
I am constantly on the boys about saying nice/appropriate words...but for some reason, they think a few certain words are pretty much the funniest words on the planet. 'Bum' being one of those words that I roll my eyes at quite frequently. I know! I am a complete failure as a mother!!! You should see what happens when someone mentions the word 'tutor' or 'tutoring' during church (which happens more than you'd think!). My boys fall on the floor laughing...only pausing to repeat the word 'tooter' between gasps for breath! None of this is done quietly either! Don't you wish you came to church with us?!?!?!?!
Anyway, back to actual conversations.
Steve told me this one, so I'll leave it up to him to correct me if I quote him wrong....but that would mean he actually had to post on here, so we'll see if that happens! :)
Steve was playing with the boys yesterday. They were dismantling part of the erector set that they had previously built so they could build something even better.
Steve - Ethan, will you hand me that piece over there?
Ethan - Otay Daddy!
Steve - Now can you take these two pieces apart and hand me the pieces?
Ethan - Otay. (then proceeds to NOT do it)
Steve - Uh, are you going to take those apart?
Ethan - Dad? Yeah, I'm going to do it. But first, I doing dis (this) and dis. Just chill for a minute.
Steve (thinking he heard him wrong) - What?????
Ethan - Just chill. Cuz I doing (going) to do dis and dis. It's doing (going) to be about two hours.
Steve - Okay. So you want me to just chill????
Ethan - Yeah...just chill for a few hours.
Steve then proceeded to chill, at the request of his 3 year old (and watch college football!) until E saw fit to be done with his creation...which did not take two hours, much to Steve's football dismay!