As I have said about a million times before...Ethan says the FUNNIEST things!
Case #1-
I just walked into the kitchen and heard this...
"Weediya (this is how he says Olivia), when are you going to be a tid (kid)?"
When she doesn't answer...he just keeps asking...
"When you going to be a tid? Huh, Weevia? When you going to be a tid?"
Case #2 -
Yesterday I was laying on the floor, playing with Olivia. Ethan was nowhere to be seen.
Olivia pulled my hair and I couldn't help but cry out with an "OUCH!" as I untangled her fist from my hair! From upstairs, Ethan shouts down, "Weediya! Stop pulling hair!" (How he even knew what she was doing was beyond me...he hadn't been in the room for quite some time! I guess this just shows how well he knows his little sister!) The admonishment didn't stop there though. He continued on with "Weediya! If you don't stop pulling hair, you can't live with us anymore!" Wow! Pretty strict punishment...especially from a kid who has his own issues with obeying!
Case #3 -
Ethan, when frustrated, loves to state the obvious. Yesterday, we stopped the car while waiting for a Mother duck to usher her baby ducklings across the road. We oohed and ahhed over the cute babies, and as we drove away. Ethan shouted out that he hadn't been able to see them! Steve said something about being able to see them later. Ethan, apparently not believing this to be possible, shouted out, "Dad! You didn't know that birds have feathers?!?!?!?!? They're gonna fly away!!!!!!!! They have FEATHERS!!!!!!" Well then...there you have it.
Cases #4 through #98 -
All these cases prove that this child is the sassiest little 3 year old on the planet...and as such, they don't need to be documented in detail! So just picture the "You're the weirdest mom in the whole wide world" I heard coming from the bathroom last night as he was supposed be to brushing his teeth, or the "No! You go stand in the corner!" that I hear when trying to implement a time out and you'll catch the idea!!!
But the number of times he hugs me everyday and tells me that I'm "prettyful" makes it all worth it! :)