You know how you can tell a situation's severity just from the tone of your child's voice...those moments when you can tell if it's a real emergency or just a regular old holler for help???
Well, the other night, I got the call...a real call for help...although there was something different this time and I couldn't put my finger on it!
I can usually tell exactly what's going on just from Liv's intonation and even from how she calls my name...as either as a statement or a question. Funny enough, it's usually the question ones that are a bit more serious! So when I hear a "Uh??? MOM?????" coming from upstairs the other night as Liv was
supposed to be getting ready for bed, I ran up the stairs. I found her standing in the middle of her room...in her underwear. As I walked through the door...she just stares up at me with a blank look but starts pointing to her hip. Her cute little undies/ are completely shredded on one side. Since they were fine that morning when she put them on, I was quite amused, perplexed and a bit intrigued! When I asked what happened, this is the conversation that followed:
Me - What happened to your underwear?
Liv - Uhhhhhhhhh.......
Me - I'm so confused! How did you totally rip through the side of your underwear?
Liv - Well??? First I climbed up on my hutch to put in a CD. Then when I was jumping down, I got stuck.
Me - You got stuck?
Liv - Yeah. Well...I jumped, but my pants got stuck on the knob and I was hanging from the drawer for a while.
Me - (just envisioning my pipsqueak daughter hanging upside down by her underwear from the small knob on her drawer) - Uh, is that even possible?
Liv - (totally exasperated, though still slightly baffled herself) YES mom! I was just hanging there...until I ripped free.
Me - HAHAHAHAHAHA! (My mental picture got the best of me and I couldn't hold it in)
Liv - (now totally annoyed and done with the conversation, she starts to walk away) Well...it was really scary...and it DID happen.